So for the summertime, we buy Jack sandals to wear at daycare and at home. You know the kind, they kinda look like Keens, but I'm too damn cheap to buy those so I get some Osh Kosh ones, usually at BJs, or knockoffs at Payless.
But the downside to an active kid in a sweaty hot summer in sandals? STINK. Lots of STINK. I'm talking stinky cheesy feet stink. He may be cute, but his feet be stankin.
The other day I went to the store and got those little deodorizer sneaker ball things. I showed them to Jack and he watched me put them in his sandals.
So this is how the conversation went last night:
Jack: Mommy, where my stinky balls?
Me: ::snorts laughing:: Your stinky balls? What are you talking about?
Runs upstairs to show me the stinky balls.
Later on...
Jack: Mommy, can you harrump my arm?
(that noise you make when you pretend to bite something or take a chomp out of it)
Me: Sure buddy :haarump:
Jack: Mommy, can you harump my stinky balls?
Me: ::dying laughing:: You want me to harump your stinky balls?
Jack: Yes Mommy! Stinky balls! Harump my stiiiinnnnkkkyyyy balllllllllss!!!
My kid wants me to hump his stinky balls. Please don't call DCF on me.